alrite so theres this australian daily paper called mX, n its got this overheard section where if u overheard anythin stupid or funny u sms it to the paper n it shows on next day's paper. SO i gathered up all my papers of the past 6 weeks and i picked out the wierdest or funniest! hope u have a blast!


boy 1: hey arent you asian?
boy 2: no im italian stupid!
boy 1: arent they the same thing? i mean theyre both in the middle east, arent they?



girl: its freezing outside.
boy: it must be the temperature.



girl 1: so yeah... we slept together.
girl 2: do u have him on facebook? i wanna see a picture!
girl 1: nah i havent added him yet i dont wanna take it too fast.



Girl on mobile: dont worry jus get better soon. i dont want u coming in and farting in the corner.



girl 1: my parents had a fight last night.
girl 2: haha! realy??
girl 1: i found out i was adopted.



girl 1: men are like bees they go from flower to flower.
friend: well women are like flowers, they like many bees to settle on them.



five year old girl at the zoo:
Mom look! that monkey is playing on top of the other monkey jus like daddy plays with you!!
mother: shhhhhhhh!!



guy to a fried: i was in canada last week!
friend: which part?
guy: what do u mean which part!? my whole body was in canada!



girl: we had trivia the other night.
boy: wat were some of the questions?
girl: name three countries in south america starting with vowels.
boy: thats easy. Africa is one! the other are... well, hey, that IS hard!




girl: watcha doing?
boyfriend: scratching
girl: with my hand??




boy 1: hey how is duck tape made and where does it come from?
boy 2: theres a layer of skin inside the duck's flesh, when they kill the duck they take it out and process it.. its strong and sticky.
boy 1: of thats why its called duck tape.




guy: has anyone seen fight club??
guy 2: oh is that the one where dinousaurs fight each other??



lol.. hope uve enjoyed